Gwy’neth rounded the stone entrance, a hand ran over the wet and smooth surface- the rain had helped tremendously with hiding her leather-footed steps on the weathered flagstones. The night was cold, but her armor was lined with the fur of a fresh kill. And she wanted more. The moonlight barely illuminated her path past the gates that were poorly manned- or maybe not at all. She slipped through the iron wrought gates, a small creak escaped the old castle iron- it was older than perhaps her- older than Azeroth.
Maybe that’s where the planet got it’s name from, she mused.
She looked up to the great castle, Castle Azeroth. She would enjoy destroying whatever enemies that would be found inside. She drew her blades and approached the large wooden doors…
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baenura breaks open a wall and begins to eat the delicious turkey inside.
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bob bobbington crashed down the door, stepping into castle azeroth. slashing his powerful sword, he annihilated everyone inside across all timelines, permanetly deleting them forever and ever.
unfrotunately he was also inside, permanently killing him. if you dind’t like him that’s okay he’s dead now, thank god.
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Guys this is supposed to be a serious thread. No god moding
Now listen to me sing the song of my people
“Do you believe in love after love?”
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there’s no god modding here this is serious if you knew Bob’s backstory you’d understand smh
With all the former inhabitants of Castle Azeroth defeated for all time Chonga takes up residence and turns the castle into a fabulous gay nightclub and sushi bar.
Castle Azeroth being an awesome nightclub and safe place for LGBT+ people and allies is now canon for all time.
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I roll to steal Castle Azeroth’s noodle supply.
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a gorilla is there on a plastic chair
eating some berries i guess
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The castle-turned-nightclub houses many denizens, once of which is a wizened sage of undefinable origin. They are old and decrepit, yet their eyes are alight with raw, wild magic. The sage looks upon you with great curiosity - perhaps even bewilderment. Nevertheless, the sage leans forward to speak with you as you near, voice ragged but warm:
“… According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.”
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Juspion helps install fabulous crystal light fixtures that flash in an assortment of merry colours.
“HA-HA I LOVE PARTIES!!!” He yells as he breaks out into dance.
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babe are you okay? you haven’t uploaded any bad PvP/dungeon footage with poorly recorded audio while you spam your mass invite macro today
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This is honestly sooooo funny to me like I was right
lol why do you keep deleting your characters in a panic when you get called out
having a lot of trouble settling on a character name and concept with Solarstriker and Varsinax taken, probably
I hear the call. People just want me to be Varsinax. So be it.
People want you to go away. Also, the real Varsinax is a level 1 dwarf Monk I believe.
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lol the youtube channel is still churning out gems
