If you don’t play along.
Die Monster! You don’t belong in this world.
grins and does the Zug Zug shuffle
If you don’t play along.
Die Monster! You don’t belong in this world.
grins and does the Zug Zug shuffle
Trifling Gnome! Your arrogance will be your undoing!
Snake? Snake!? SNAAAKE!!!
Einstein was right. Time is relative to the observer. When you’re looking down the barrel of a gun time slows down, your whole life flashes by, heartbreak and scars. Stay with it, and you can live a lifetime in that split second.
Welcome TO DIE!
All this time we got the fable of Sleeping Beauty wrong. The prince didn’t kiss her to wake her up. No one who slept for a hundred years is likely to wake up. It was the other way round. He kisses her to wake himself up from the nightmare that has brought him there.
War. War never changes.
Double kill
Multi kill
Ultra kill
M M M M M o n s t e r Kill.
I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!
I powder my cockatiel for the rib cage slaughter.
I am the lucid dream
Link!
Hello?
Look!
Hey!
Hey!
LISTEN!
We’re more ghosts than people
I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.
Boi
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ARES! Destroy my enemies and my life is yours.
Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!