That checks out ma’am
hey yeah me too
okay but i have one question, how high did you have to be to imagine something THIS horrifying? points to self.
Dude has been gender neutral for years.
Tbh i hate the word dude, mostly those adults who say it to sound “Hip” with kids…
You all are my darlings now please fetch me another cocktail
Since you said please… mkay
/gets Chanel another drink

I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes.
Dudette, where’s my car 
Think of it like this, we all got a little bro and dude inside of us. U can call me sister if you feel like it.
The boomer me still thinks dude male… females are gals, ladies… miss or just plain woman… or you.
I don’t mind women calling each other dudes, just don’t come naturally to me.
…and no, am not really a boomer. 
Dude hasn’t been a reliable indicator of applicable plumbing for some time. However it’s still a great way to trigger a drama queen so as to give ample warning.
In my case I just never grew up and still say things I said at 16. 
You’ll cringe if you see a 50yr old adult who says dude as if he were excited by a bag of candy he got for 5c’s…
Which i have seen many times…
i work with one .-.
But why does that make u cringe? He’s just being a dude. I think you wish you would still say dude. I can be your dude.
Dude that’s sexist.
It’s how he says it and he puts too much effort to sound like a teenager… plus i kinda dislike him…
hahahaha, he’s just searching for a vibe in his heart. Maybe he’s in your guild and he is used to talking like that in text, since you don’t have to worry about things like how your voice sounds when you’re typing out dude as a 50 year old dude.
He’s probably ur best friend in game.
i dont play with him and no i am not his best friend because…
he’s really annoying and tends to be racist and too political in the wrong ways…