Oldies Will Understand -Chuck Norris Jokes

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When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

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Ah, Barrens chat. I don’t miss you.

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… the mental image that conjured up is cursed, painful and hilarious at the same time.

Congratulations!

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You got one in ya…

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Chuck Norris can win Connect 4 in 3 moves

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If his tears could cure cancer, why didnt he cry on his career

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Chuck Norris is so tough he’s got an acting career without the ability to act

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I made a joke about Chuck Norris jokes in the Fresh Barrens chat and no one knew what I was talking about.

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when chuck norris does push ups he pushes the earth down

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Always loved those!

Also the Saurfang ones that stemmed off from those.

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Chuck is the only one that can knock the Mohawk off Mr. T.

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Chuck always has a beard to conceal the fist he had surgically implanted in his chin. Chuck Norris can knock you out with his chin!

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i guess the younger people playing classic dont know chuck because hes openly conservative

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I do. Better than 99% of the chat that happens on the internet today.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting because the “hunting” implies that you might not succeed. Chuck Norris goes killing.

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The Flash learned how to run at the speed of light when he discovered Chuck Norris was looking for him.

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People in their 30s are oldies now ? :confused:

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Snape killed Dumbledore is still the epitome of Barrens chat for me

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Back in the 90’s I was considered ancient in the computer world; got my 1st computer in 1978.