Instead, relax, be patient, give head pats to a cute little Vulpera. :3
I will also accept comfort snacks, specifically apple slices and chili fries. Yes, I will share them with anyone who gives head pats as well.
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Cute Vulpera already here! We can share headpats I guess 
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vulperras bite…i’ll stick to petting the domesticated ones 
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Head pats for all the cute Vulpera! 
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It’s too late, I’ve already ordered a do-it-yourself bunker from Ikea. I’ll never get the stupid thing together though.
-panics in gay-
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No!!!
You need to start getting more upset.
You need to get at my level!!
She told me to tie 'er up and do whatever I wanted - So I took her stereo.
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just got done with my smoke break and tried logging onto an alt, she got in okay as i typed out this reply
Oh nooo not vulpeeeeraaa D:
I could try to be…
No! Get on MY level, then you can reach me and give me head pats and you’ll feel a lot better! Problem solved!
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panics
I’m old I don’t bend down anymore
Don’t Panic? I’ve read this book before.
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I’m trying, but my medications won’t let me.
head pats I have no idea what just happened, so I’m in utter shock lmao.
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All that matters are the head pats now :3