Hello, it is I, your beloved big red Eredar Draenei, Vardyk. Some of you know me as the Oven, for I am large, red, and hot.
Anyway, today’s post is about the Obsidian Gladiator’s Greatsword, and the disturbing lack of a deep red variant.
I find it outrageous. Unethical. Unbelievable. Give this thing a nice, hot, red overhaul, and add it to the game.
Also if you could just go ahead and save over that pesky blue sword in your files, that’d be great. Blue is such a grotesque color.
lmao
Bump. I am now more willing to negotiate with the blue sword being added.
Give them the sword, Blizzard. If you don’t we’ll soon get a green Kydrav too.
If we have a fridge and an oven, I’d love to get a microwave and dishwasher to complete the kitchen set.
This is unacceptable. No blue sword, no green sword, and no even redder sword.
Time is running short, Blizzard. Make it right before the Microwave and the Dishwasher unite with the Oven and the Fridge.
Where red sword im red toaster
Nice job, Blizzard, now there’s another one.