(Observation): Blood Elves finally get Blue Eyes

(Commentary): At this point its Void Elves who should be getting Druids/Shamans, just to set them further apart from Blood Elves.

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I’d be willing to bet that’s the reason they gave blue eyes to blood elves. Or at least one of the reasons. Void elf paladins would make no sense at all, since light and void are complete opposites. I have no opinion on blood elf druids, I’d like to see nightborne druids before anything else though.

(Observation): The Horde has four Druid options to the Alliance’s three. While Nightborne Druids would be cool, the Alliance needs another Druid option first.

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Now you’re an analytical type. You must have observed by now that the Blizzard decision flow goes as follows:

Business Need --> Invent Lore --> Implement Solution --> Profit

I agree with your logic. But there’s money to be made in class/race changes.

(Commentary): Correct. Business Need would be Profit. Invent lore would be Void Elf Druids. Perhaps they’re from High Elves that had been hanging out with the Night Elves. Or maybe they’re scholars who studied the Nightmare. Implementing the solution is making them playable. Profit, will be generated from a new Druid option on a race receiving new customization options to make them far more palatable, meaning micro-transaction income is on it’s way.

Draenei are the obvious answer here.

Yeah. Honestly I’d be fine if they made all race/class options available, but that’s obviously never going to happen. They’re too intent on sticking to lore rules.

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Hey metal guy, if I undertook your cyborg program, would I be truly alive again? Or am I just some wandering robotic corpse?

Well maybe no one is posting about it because of what had to be traded for a damned eye color.

I’ve already said congrats and thanks to ppl. No need to do it again.

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I’d be worried about the shape shifting myself.

Cheesing is bad, M’kay.

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(Statement): Here in Mechagon, our finest philosophers have debated for years over what the line is between alive and dead. Is a completely mechanized gnome alive, or just animated? We’ve found the answer rests within the synaptic patterns of the brain, and the preservation of information. We have methods by which these sypantic patterns can be analyzed and re-written to a device, creating a seamless transition from flesh to super machinery, without losing anything in the process. Such individuals, while lacking a pulse, are most certainly alive, retaining much of their prior personality and mannerisms.

(Commentary): In other words my fine rotting friend, not only will you be alive, but we can even get your synapses to fire so you feel such things as joy and happiness once more!

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I mean, I’m not the one threatening to force it upon people though :cry:

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i’m not happy because i don’t really give a damn about blue eyes (I’m rather partial to the yellow, but those purple ones are quite tempting)

what I do give a damn about is that one of the cooler alliance factions has had its identity stripped away because a handful of crybabies couldn’t handle the fact that void elves are what the alliance high elves ended up turning into (silver covenant are affilliated with the alliance but are not members of it)

I am dissapointed that blizzard would cave to a bunch of entitled pressure like that, and i sincerely hope they reconsider.

That Prince of yours should make you an official goodwill ambassador from Mechagon to Azeroth.

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Wait… so killing people will make me feel… happier?

SIGN ME UP!! I’LL BE THE BEST WAR MACHINE THE GNOMES EVER CREATED!

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(Commentary): . . . Sure, we can make that happen for you. On purpose, I mean. It’s happened a few times on accident, but we’ve got enough documentation to make it possible. Is there any race, personality, gender, etc… that you’d like to feel a particular surge of euphoria in killing?

Whatever you need me to kill, I’ll do. Is it fine if I might suggest some upgrades? I’m somewhat of an engineer myself.