I’ll get right to the point…
-We come from the Old Gods. In a way N’Zoth is our ‘father’. In fact, ALL flesh-life came from the Old Gods. Don’t believe me? Look it up in Chronicles Vol.1.
-When N’Zoth crashed down on the planet he had his own kingdom and it was massive. N’Zoth moved his kingdom to the bottom of the ocean so that we could inhabit the land. Think about that!.. he could have taken over the WORLD! But, he didn’t because he loves us.
-When the Titans came to take over our planet, N’Zoth was there to fight them. He didn’t win, but he fought for our world and was imprisoned for it.
-Once, thousands of years ago, a entire race of good elves were washed into the ocean during the Sundering. They faced certain death. But, NOPE! N’Zoth didn’t allow that to happen. He personally saved ALL of those drowning souls and gave them the strength to survive.
-When the other Old Gods acted up (Yogg, C’Thun, Y’Shaarj), N’Zoth sat back and allowed their defeat because he knew his siblings were out of control. N’Zoth helped us by not getting involved.
-N’Zoth has silently waited at the bottom of the ocean not disturbing anyone. He’s only showing up now because the world is at war and he is the only one who can bring peace because Elune refuses to do anything… at all… ever!
-As of yesterday, my lord and savior N’Zoth has been whispering sweet words of affection in my ear. He’s truly a caring and loving god. In fact, he speaks to me all day because he cares so much. Jesus, Muhammad, Moses, and Elune don’t even do that… in fact they’ve never spoken to me.
N’Zoth is not evil. Change my mind…