“What is this? You must forgive me, but I was not expecting company. As you can see, we are somewhat preoccupied right now. But no matter. As I am a gracious host, I will tend to you… personally. I have such… fascinating things to show you.”
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Earthmother watch over you.
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I’ve seen things that would scare you shellless.
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I feel like I’ve lost an eighth of something.
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An illusion?? What are you hiding…
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Now… where were we? Ahhhh yes.
Pew pew pew
Lightning missiles
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Finally! A captive audience! NEEARW! bibbity bop bop PEAOW
Citizens of Dalaran! Raise your eyes to the skies and observe! Today our world’s destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers!
Algalon the Observer, herald of the titans, has been defeated by our brave comrades in the depths of the titan city of Ulduar.
Algalon was sent here to judge the fate of our world. He found a planet whose races had deviated from the titans’ blueprints. A planet where not everything had gone according to plan.
Cold logic deemed our world not worth saving. Cold logic, however, does not account for the power of free will. It’s up to each of us to prove this is a world worth saving. That our lives… our lives are worth living.
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Do NOT accept this mission unless you are prepared for UNMITIGATED BADASSERY. Is that clear?
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“You speak of justice? Of cowardice? I will show you the justice of the grave , and the true meaning… of FEAR!”
-The Lich King
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Yes, yes, yes…no, no, no no no! Yes! No! Peppers!
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I’ve sacrificed EVERYTHING! What have you given!?
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“The Master surveyed his kingdom and found it … lacking. His judgment was swift and without mercy: DEATH TO ALL!”
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Hruh!
(Human Aggro Sound)
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Work is da poop! No More!
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Citizens of Dalaran, raise your eyes to the skies and observe!
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TRIFLING GNOME!!! YOUR ARROGANCE SHALL BE YOUR UNDOING!!!
I AM JARRAXUS!!! ERADAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION!!!
(Body unclear and needing to be a completed sentence)
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Filthy, FILTHY, FILTHY!
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High elf?! Please! Why would you want to be a HIGH elf when you could look all tragic and brooding?
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