Hopeless dreams and a broken toothpick.
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I have a Capital One credit card in my wallet. That’s the right answer, right?
A giant middle finger
Expired coupons, membership cards to stores I don’t shop in… a bit of cash that I never spend because I use credit cards (MUST HAZ POINTS!) and other odds and ends. I think there are a couple of moths in there too since I rarely go outside.
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And keys or garage door opener
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Beef jerky
Who carries gold in their wallet these days? I just swipe my azerite card.
Honestly could leave my home unlocked for days and not worry so only need phone
What’s a wallet? You mean a coinpurse?
That’s for buying beer. I’ll share if you want.
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A bug.
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My phone is my car key, and my garage door opener is built into the car…empty pockets is the way of the future
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Nothing sadly, except some receipts from the jewelers.
Blood elf gogo dancers swind… I mean… took the rest…
Which of the 300000 wallets that Goodberry pickpocketed and are in her Hoard?