Now that we’ll be in the wallet picking business we finally get to see what you have and what you have been hiding.
Tell us now or we will find out another way. What’s in your wallet?
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Pain and anxiety
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A duck.
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Meow
A tennis ball, 3 hamsters, and a finely aged hard cheese.
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No money. Seriously. Not a single dollar bill. I wish this was a weird joke, but sadly its absolute truth!
That’s why I bought a Ridge wallet 
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Dust and I’m not sure what the hell this other thing was
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Lot of expired ids and train passes. Few bank cards, some mangled photos of my kids and weird survival tool that my wife insisted I should carry.
Really hope I figure out what it is used for before it is needed.
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A bomb filled with salt and pepper.
As you turn the item over in your thieving hands, (the item you pickpocketed from me while I was in the Firelands) it explodes; blowing off your armor while tenderizing and seasoning you, perfectly.
Either, the extreme heat, or the concussive force of the explosion renders you unconscious…
… and I eagerly await my steak dinner, as he roasts perfectly…
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Well that escalated quickly 
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Capital One.
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leather or digital?
A debit card with about 90k in checking and around 60k worth of credit cards with zero balances.
Ears collected for D.e.h.t.a, some old eldritch arcanum tomes, and the antler sheddings of Cenarius along with C’thun’s eyeball…
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I have a $2 bill i keep in there for luck. Its not very helpful.
A condom from 1995. It doesn’t help when you’re awkward, creepy, and have a menacing resting B face.
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Female Tauren nudes.
Can I interest you in a good book?
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