Notice of Warrant of Arrest for: Silverblood, Aeralin- Dead Or Alive (RP-PVP)

Wyrmrest Accord
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Notice of Warrant of Arrest for: Silverblood, Aeralin (High Elf)
Issued by: Lordaeronian Bureau of Justice and State Security Enforcement

Authorized by: REDACTED
Date of issue: REDACTED
Reward: Yes - to be paid upon delivery of detainee.

Desired Respiratory State: metabolically active or inactive (liquidation and combat cannibalism are authorized for field teams)

Crimes: Military desertion from the Horde. Failure to remit taxes to the Crown of Lordaeron. Assaulting Lordaeronian officials enacting the people’s business, assaulting civilians engaged in the same, theft of sensitive information, unlawful entry into secure defense facilities, murder of Lordaeronian citizens, membership in the Scarlet Crusade, subversive activity against House Menethil, unlawful entry into the national territory of Lordaeron.

Notes: An enemy of the people of Lordaeron and a member of the hyper-violent light extremist ‘Scarlet’ movement, this fugitive is sought in relation to a crime spree conducted over an extended period in and around Lordaeron and against the people of the Forsaken of Lordaeron and the Horde. Using the disruption of Lordaeron’s defensive conflict against invading Southerners, Scarlet Cult Leader Aeralin Silverblood has inflicted carnage against unarmed, unresistant men and women due to their metabolic status. Individuals or teams engaging in capturing this target may consider all present Scarlet zealots or fellow travelers surrounding Silverblood to be immaterial to his procurement. A corollary addendum to this document pertaining to ancillary support protecting the subject contains reward tables for donating tissue and soul stuff as well as new recruits. Combat cannibalism is authorized in the procurement of this target.

May the justice of the Desolate Council be swift,
Long Live Crown Princess Calia Menethil, Shadows Protect her People,
Lordaeronian Bureau of Justice and State Security Enforcement,
Signed And Issued: Chancellor of the Interior Bendricus Volheim, Baron of Cragreach, and [REDACTED]

OOC DISCLAIMER: This is a consensual rp, and all players involved agreed to this post. For ooc questions, please feel free to contact Aeralin. This wanted poster can be found in Horde territories, as well as in neutral locations like Booty Bay. Additionally, one or two posters would curiously find their way into Stormwind.

This rp is a part of the Dance Of The Dead event: Dance Of The Dead 2023 - Oct 20th & 21th - 25 Million Gold In Prizes

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THAT SON OF A

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“Sylvanas burns down Teldrassil and we let still her lead the Horde for another year, but Eternal Sun forbid anyone not pay their taxes…”

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I mean, leaders come and go, the IRS is forever.

Edit: That would be a hilarious .5 or .7 patch shenanigans, the various tax offices of our Mega-Factions come after us for unpaid adventurer fees and taxes and its a huge amount. Like, beyond the Gold Cap nonsense.

So we have to pull a Joker and break into every vault we can think of to get the kind of funds to pay it off, only for it to end up some bean-counter had misplaced the decimal point significantly and we’ve gone on a terrified rampage across Azeroth and beyond and its a few thousand gold we owe instead.

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“Remember the Sunwell! And remember the Sunwell’s dwindling social funds!”

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…I am using this for a guild story.

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I’m posting this in our guard hut. If they step into Orgrimmar the Guards will do what we can to assist.

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The three unforgivable T’s of the Horde:
Treason
Timidity
Tax evasion

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You forgot Tickle-fights