Not Dead Ted

This is sort of entertainment , I read a story on the BBC news about a woman who went away on vacation , only to learn her cat drowned in the farm pond next door.
She immediately had the cat sitter cremate the remains and returned home.
After returning home , much to their surprise, Ted the cat , who is decidedly uncremated, walks through the cat door in perfect health.

The crematorium , discovering they have cremated the wrong cat, labels the urn " Not Dead Ted" and donates the cremation money to a local cat rescue.
Not Dead Ted , struck me as being a good name for an Undead player, so I posted the story here.