No more elves please

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Instead I want to play as a Tauren that’s the size of a dwarf. Mooo :cow:

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Not a bad idea. Tauren can take a bit of tenderizing before putting them on the spit for a good roasting. Veal tends to be much more tender with little to no effort.

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Yeah, those poor Goblins have suffered enough :frowning:

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That perv elf been reading too many doujinshis, poor lil gobbos. :disappointed_relieved:

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I’d like to see a Dwarf the size of a Kul’tiran!

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WoW Lore:

  • Tauren (native to primordial Azeroth)
  • Goblin (native to Azeroth? … Though appeared much later after Kazamite’s influence?)
  • Pandaren (native to primordial Azeroth?)
  • Trolls (native to primordial Azeroth)
  • Trolls → Night Elves → All other Elves
  • Vrykrul (titan creation, cursed with flesh)
  • Vrykrul → Humans → Forsaken, Worgen/Gilnean, Kul Tiran (etc)
  • Dwarf (titan creation, cursed with flesh)
  • Gnome (titan creation, cursed with flesh)
  • Gnome → Mechagnome (“evolution” is kind of cyclical here)
  • Draenei (alien to Azeroth)
  • Orc (alien to Azeroth)
  • Dracthyr (created by Neltharion)

Conclusion: Azeroth is a Furry Troll, but the Titans (and other planets) aren’t. Probably… (?)

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Don’t worry, Blizz is in their ‘Everything is now dwarves’ phase.

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I want playable grummles.

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I want to play as a Tauren that’s the size of a gnome

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“New Race: Vealen”

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Step 1: Choose Tauren as your race.
Step 2: Use one of the many items that decrease your character’s size.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit.

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Can we have High Elves yet ?

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We’re truly things to be feared.

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we need more elves.

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all i want is Playable Hozen!

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Can we at least move back to Draenei allied races? Missed opportunity for a skinny male Draenei…or at least one with less Arnold muscles.

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Yo dawg, heard you liked elves so here’s an elf in your elves thread so you can look at an elf while complaining about elves.

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Im not for or against a new elf.

All i want is something we dont already have.

Like, those spider elves would be new.
A normal high elf would not be new.

A beardless zombie dwarf themed around magic would be new.
A dwarf with some stones attached is not new.

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