Or you will get stomped on by my pretty light-filled hooves.
Everyone else, let’s discuss or plans to exterminate the elf menace.
Why hello there. Its a shame you were so naive to assume that no elf would post here… that you were not prepared for my arrival! And as the first reply no less!
How shall you plan your extermination in secret now, elf-haters!?
Grabs 
Well I’m ready!
/stomppity stomp
Make love, not war.
But the attack missed!
Stomp harder!
So how are we going to get rid of em? Should we set more of them on fire?
You perverted elves like when I stomp you hard! Well take this!
/stomp
(Commentary): Unit Exacitor has been systematically feeding the great conflict between the elves by supporting the High Elf cause for many months now. He will soon be ready to begin supporting the Blood Elves on an alt in secret, slowly pushing both groups to war. At that point, they will wipe one another out. Any left over elves will be easy victims of the Orcs and Forsaken. All I need to do to make that work, is become Warchief.
San’layn Elves like take you out for dinner . lol
Every time I hear stomp, I just think of that really weak pokemon move >.>
Try Headbutt, perhaps? LFD definitely have the horns for it.
I don’t care about your stance on elf politics. You’d be an awesome warchief.
(Satire): I shall come up with a great Slogan, with an attractive abbreviation. Make Azeroth Great Again.
Yes no elves! 
By extension, no trolls! We’re kin!
can i get stepped on too
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Hi I’m here for the meeting to exterminate the Lightforged Menace.
This thread is now an anti-goat thread.
Good, all the elves are coming to this thread… my plan is working out nicely…