No Covenant for this Dark Iron

Kyrian? Necrolords? Night Fae? Venthyr?

None are suitable for a true Dark Iron Dwarf blessed by Ragnaros.

Just throw me in The Maw.

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Necrolords seem to get a bad rap for being Undead, they’re not unholy monsters they are warriors!

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Oh just shut up, lad. Ol’ Raggy is long gone. Get with the times, eh?

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There must always be a firelord

I mean, yah, but the one the Earthen Ring put in charge is much more agreeable.

I mean if the Maw was filled with hellfire and brimstone you would be at home wouldn’t you?

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Yes. Hellfire and brimstone is all I’ve ever wanted.

Doesn’t the Dark Iron questline have someone already summoning something nefarious in the firelands? Like right where Cenarius said they’d have to keep a watchful eye :roll_eyes:

INB4 we can join the Jailer and Arthas in their Maw covenant.

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Not my responsibility lad. I’m just here to watch the elementals.

Rules of Summoning:

  1. Get the Summoning Ritual right, be prepared, don’t screw up and do a Fizzlebang!

  2. Don’t Summon Something that is unkown thats how you can summon an angry Firelord or Demon.

  3. Summon while sober, summoning under the influence is bound to end in failure and likely your own death.

I’m all about Revendreth. They sound “interesting”.

K we’ll just get Devos to look into your past and she’ll throw you in when she sees you summoning Ragnaros lol

Shouldn’t you be a destro lock then? I believe there is a talent for that…

Done deal, say “Hello” to Arthas for me.

I don’t really RP, but I have head-cannon backstories for my characters.

This Dark Iron “Paladin” gets his power from Ragnaros rather than The Light.

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OOh, I like that. This DK gets her power from gnome souls.

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Mine comes from cookies. And ham sandwiches

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You are savage to the gnomes.

My power comes from the tears of the disappointed in the customization threads. :rofl::rofl:

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Copy-paste this for everyone but DK’s, druids and to a lesser extent maybe, MAYBE priests. If you’re down for a dungeons and dragons version of the light