Night elves scare me

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Dont listen to these people. Scared you should be!

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stealths into chat and saps Grudakstrorm

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We have fangs? I never noticed.

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Goin’ home late last night, suddenly I got a fright
Yeah, I looked through a window and surprise what I saw,
Fairy w/boots are dancin’ with a dwarf.

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He’s spent too much time around peons in Ashenvale.

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I ain’t afraid of you.

I have a can and I am not afraid to use it.

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Meanwhile me right now: :smirk:

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looks out to see me frollicking with a Dwarf

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I’d rather be bitten by a Night Elf than a Gnome anyday

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Just wait until you run into my people! We’ll suck the mana right out of you

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Good news, friend! Like vampires, night elves are also very flammable. :fire:

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Kaldorei are half civil and half feral. Our fangs are gifts from Elune.

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Night elves are cute. Misguided, but cute.

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Thanks for the beauty complement. Are we misguided for staying with Elune, nature, and keeping our blessed forms?

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There harmless. There just mutated trolls that keep crying over that one tree catching on fire

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Your god has abandoned you. I mean, your tree is still smoldering. What is she waiting for?

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Where harmless?

Where just mutated trolls?

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The marshmallows… but y’all never brought her any so now she’s mad… the Night Warrior’s rage is actually fueled by a lack of marsh mallows…

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