Night Elf Check in

Hey now, you try aiming a giant spaceship at a specific point on a planet. Its hard enough crashing the damn thing without killing everyone on board.

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I’m fairly certain the draenei brought the blood elves with them when they crashed.

I, for one, support this fracturing of allies. Do continue.

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The Blood Elves were not aboard the Exodar. They may have followed us using stolen tech from outland. But you orcs are to blame. We didnt even have to leave Draenor to begin with, and then you destroy your own world, corrupt your people, and commit atrocities against your peaceful neighbors.

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This was my first character and has always been my main. Loved playing night elves in warcraft 3.

Druids ftw

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Don’t think we are coming running to dah orcs tho, you guys can’t even stay outta our woods… you have all of aszhara to your selves. You are lucky you got that.

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All land is orcish land.

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(Completely ignoring the babblings of the orc that wandered in, she says…)
Pilot a ship? What part of the word ‘VIKING’ eludes you? I was raised in atradition of exploring far-off, unknown places AND coming back safely again!
I’ve piloted all sorts of craft in all sorts of seas.
A ‘spaceship’? Bring it.
Slams axe on shield and chugs ale!

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I read that in a troll accent when I saw “to dah orcs tho”. You night elves really are no different than those savages.

I guess we have a lot in common, then. :wink:

Are you a viking? I never would have known. You look like an underleveled warrior, you arent part of a clan, and your name looks like something id type while sneezing.

Ah you got me there I suppose. Well played.

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Fine!
I’ll be giving each of you your SIX FEET of it ASAP!
TIL VALHAL!
Slams axe against shield some more

Six feet of what? Im pretty sure I have only two legs, and two hooves. If you are offering a sacrifice of Gnome feet, apology accepted.

Then be ready for a fight, did I mention how much NEs like their woods?

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You would make a great member of the Horde. Our capital is a warrior city! We drink and crush our enemies, decorating our homes with their bones. You would love it in Orgrimmar.

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You can have the night elves. Would you mind taking the void heretics with you as well? Ill even let you slaughter the gnomes and Lightforged heretics without contest.

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Yes I am still growing: sue me.
NO, I have no clan; they kinda got torched; go yell at the orc.
And my name? Its a perfectly good Old Norse name! Means ‘Elf Guardian’.
for my shield and axe will soon protect all.

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Except your clan XD

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Or just join us. No void or lightforged heretics. You are practically Forsaken as it is. Do you truly think the Alliance respects a walking corpse? I assume they only keep you around because they fear you. In the Horde, you would be valued as a sister in arms against the cowardly Alliance.

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Fair point, all of the gnomes I can slaughter. But I would sooner choose the Ebon Blade and the Lich King than an upstart banshee. Get rid of her first, then I may consider.

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