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back To the barrens to your cruddy spike huts. Are those flammable???

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Hmmm, these elfs spirits seem to be lifting
 we need to burn something else to knock em back down.

Ehh. My ex leader kept running off. My former leader she had a animal fetish. Now i just hang around some friends. We formed a more community-based city who do not judge a few hundred years or so back. Way more fun. my saying is catch me if you can. The almost did in legion.

Hey no need to get aggressive here elf hard working peons slave for days to feed their families and you wanna burn that down? Just grow another tree boom problem solved.

It’s best that tyrande and malf are missing
 the writers don’t seem to like them.

I vote Maiev and Jarod Shadowsong as the NE leaders.

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A lifetime ago, I was known as Aeridaras Sunwrath. I charged into hundreds of skirmishes with the cry of “FOR THE HORDE!” on my lips. I was the assassin. Thousands of Alliance soldiers fell by my blades. I was happy, then. I felt like I had a meaning in life, after we were abandoned.

It all changed the day the whispers came.

The Void, hungry, parasitic, and boundless. It promised me power and glory, in exchange for my allegiance. Of course, I was not taken in so easily. However, curiosity got the better of me and I met with Magister Umbric. Together, we researched and dabbled in the Void. We grew stronger. The whispers clawed daily at our minds.

Then, that bastard Rommath cast us out! The damned fool refused to let us stay one second longer in Silvermoon. The wretch!

Homeless, we wandered the Ghostlands, until Alleria Windrunner came to us. She took us Void-touched sin’dorei in, and taught us to control our powers. Indeed, we grew even stronger and mastered the whispers of insanity.

With the Horde shutting us out, I knew there was only one thing to do.

I did what I would have thought unthinkable. I took a knee before King Anduin Wrynn, and swore my undying allegiance. I cast aside all that made me a blood elf, and embraced the
darker
vestments of the ren’dorei.

Now, I turn my pistols and swords on those who cast me out. Their echoing screams, pleas of mercy, and cries fall unheeded on my ears as I drive my blades into their flesh. Hundreds more lie dead, pistol wounds to their heads.

No longer am I Aeridaras Sunwrath. No shade of my former self remains. Now, only The Duskslayer remains. Merciless, ruthless and efficient. A rogue, bound by honor and loyalty.

I now stalk the Horde from the shadows. I spring upon them with swords drawn and the cry of “GLORY TO THE KING!” on my lips. The Horde cannot be trusted, for they cast us out unhesitatingly. From this day onwards, to my last, I live, I fight, I bleed, and I die–FOR THE ALLIANCE!

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You clearly are mistaken. The Russian Space Goats and English Werewolves are the best races on the Alliance.

Are they Russian or Eastern European??? The English werewolves are the only ones to fight along side us, best friends yet.

Negatory.

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And us Russian Space Goats are your neighbors
 Or, we were until your home got burned down


That’s just sad

Yeah, you void heretics are still not loved

Ha. At least we participated in the campaign against the Horde. You draenei just sat at home twiddling your thumbs. Show some support, okay?

Blizz needed to pad the war campaign with allied races doing stuff since theyve yet to do anything in the story for the 15 years prior :stuck_out_tongue:

That, I must agree with. Will you accept my apology, death knight?

Harsh
 but thanks for the boost.

If you use those sneaky and void skills of yours to either

  1. eliminate the gnomes
  2. reclaim the Vindicaar
 Those lightforged heretics stole it from us real draenei

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Zaela, perfect! No more gnomes
 can’t fight in a battle with out accidentally stepping on them. I hate stopping mid fight to scrape em off my boots.

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I was betrayed once. Never again will I stoop so low to betray another race.

But 1000 gold might buy this outlaw’s services :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Ill double it and throw in free tacos for a month if you do them both