New to this Mage thing...Does it get easier?

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I recently began studying the arts of magic, mostly frost, some arcane explosions in critical moments. These are effective spells in my travels there’s just this problem I have.

So I like these cute little things that run around here. There is one creature I like the most and the humans call them Squirtles. Now these squirtles have the cutest fluffy tails and run up trees carrying the nuts that fall back up to the trees and hanging them back up. I love watching them.

But they stand right in the way all the time and I’ll frost nova a predator and hear their scream. NO A SQUIRTLE! NOT ANOTHER ONE.

It doesn’t get easier. I’m officially going to earn a title in Teldrassil at this point “The Squirtle Killer” They already judge me and I’m not even the one that wrecked us here.

This just all feels hopeless. There’s been other victims like rabids and these very frail horses that are literally everywhere here. One jumped right in front of my Elekk the other day was almost crushed.

I still hear their cries. Sometimes I fear they hold grudges, There are some…I don’t kill.

These…

These…creatures…
…

They keep my character in combat and I would really appreciate it Blizzard if you please change all critters to nonattackable objects or something because it’s really annoying.

Thank you.

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FFXIV is down the other road

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A budding frost mage laments accidentally harming adorable critters like Squirtles during spellcasting, pleading with Blizzard to make them nonattackable because their deaths and the resulting guilt are ruining both their travels and conscience.

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I’m sure you thought your comment was clever.

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I did.

Im sure you thought you comment was a “gotchya”

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lol, clever

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Before you were born, it was socially acceptable for people to have fun with language and express themselves in closed communities. Not everybody has lost the magic, but all the people in your small circle have.

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Considering i have achievements from events dating back to 2004/2006, I’d say this character is older than you are irl

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Considering you act 12 years old in all of your comments and accounts are sold for money everyday and achievements only date back to 2008,
Thanks for confirming my gut feeling.

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Oh, did the dark portal pre-BC event take place in 2008?

Could have fooled me. Guess you really didnt think that one through did you?

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I’m afraid critter death is just but the start of your frosty journey.

All three specs inflict a fair amount of splash AoE that unfortunately results in the little critters going to little critter shadowlands. :sob:

It’s alright you can stay safe in know you murder less critters than demon hunters.

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I already addressed your actions in my comment before your reply. Didn’t think that through did you?

If you were seasoned in WoW you wouldn’t say 2004-2006 because you would know the dates on the achieves on the account you bought say 2008, since that’s what they’ve said since 2008. Thank the gods for google AI to bail you out in a pinch there, right?

We all know you’re 12, and you’re really outting yourself as buying accounts.

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Achievements went live in 2008. People with rewards from events prio to that received feats of Strength. Notice how theres one that literally says “2007 Christmas?”

Maybe you should have done your research?

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Congratulations on doing a google search 3 mins ago to get up to speed with the rest of us.
Doesn’t make your comments less trolly.

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Where did i say it wasnt a trolly post?

Seems youre very upset by my comment. Need to talk to someone?

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Thanks for learning. That’s rare these days. But I’ve always said I have hope for gen alpha.

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Learn what? I knew exactly what i was doing. You just happened to get upset.

Thank you for referring to me as an alpha though. I 100% agree with this. Its nice to see beta’s like yourself submit to your superiors.

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I leveled a frost mage to 55, and was either bored or annoyed the whole time.

Go with a warlock instead, they’re better

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I am convinced after reading your replies in this thread that you don’t know how to have fun anymore

Maybe you once did, but not anymore.

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Frankly, an item that you can keep in your bag that makes critters immune to your AoE abilities isn’t a bad idea.

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