New season new tip

hello this is me and im going to tell you another strategy about things that my mom taughgt me

ok so you know how when you go to take a shower and then you get done you get out of the shower and then your floor gets wet and it sucks

well what u can do to fix this problem is if u take the towel that u have like hanging on ur door or w/e and like u turn off the shower and then u take the towel and then u dry off most of the way while ur actually still standing in the shower before u even step out and then ur dry and then ur floor doesnt get wet

i know a lot of other tips 2 so if u need 1 then send me a email and also subscribe for more tips thank you

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bro fell off

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dude thats not nice to say

Thats a good tip because what ive been doing is laying down a path of towels to walk on from the shower to my carpeted family room and then ive just been rolling around on the carpet to dry off which is an effective method of getting dry except my carpet is constantly soggy and the house smells like mold and mildew so there has been some negative tradeoffs involved which I have found unsatisfactory.

I really appreciate this new common sense approach you have shared with us for season 2 and I hope others found it as revolutionary and helpful as I did ty stumblin

This sounds like a problem for the people on the floor below me

there is no one below me i live in a basement

Do you just not have two towels and put one down to stand on while you partially dry off, and then once youre p dry you pick it up off the floor and use it to cover yourself?

Am I the only civilized person with bath mats?

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theres the mole people

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Bath mats are luxuries reserved for the bourgeoisie cabalists

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But but $5 at walmart

Imagine taking a shower instead of a bubble bath :joy:

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imagine having 5 USD. What a way to out yourself as a fat cat.

the time to eat the rich is coming. season yourself

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dude what

why would i pick up the towel off the dirty floor and put it on my clean body

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no need for that, i skip the middle man and had carpet installed in my bathroom to avoid any wet floor issue

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[Insert gagging gif here]

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additional tip:

quick cold shower in the am, long hot bath at night

lol’d

100% get a bath mat, steal it if you have to

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Wow funny. I see why you guys bully swole all day it’s about all you can do

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