New race idea - RMTer? (parody)

WoW Classic Season of Discovery
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A sub-race of the undead, of a gaunt, emaciated appearance, pale from sitting in the inn except on raid night, as they have neglected their toon, preferring to farm cash IRL.

Perks include:
-5 str (unable to tolerate grinding)
+5 agi (high dexterity from swiping)
Able to upgrade each gear slot directly for $50 via the in-game shop
Able to shapeshift into an oozeling (no backbone)
No rested xp bonus, as will just pay for dungeon boost anyway.

Now available from in-game shop for only USD$25.

(NB: parody post)

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Where’s the bonus to druid bear form Swipe??

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In fact, in-depth theorycrafting from Nerdegghead and the rest of the Classic Druid discord, led to the discovery of the swipe bonus being a threat multiplier for bear druids. It took 72hrs, and a total rebuild of the threat simulator (requiring over 1000 man/bear-hours) and 200 comments to discover this.

Blizzard agreed to let this unintended bug continue, as long as RMTers could not be druids.