Blizzard, hear me out - Tuskarr as a playable race! I mean, you’ve given us Mecha Gnomes (tiny robots with existential crises), Vulpera (basically desert furries), and bearded lady dwarves… but somehow, walrus people are too much? Come on! Who wouldn’t want to slap on some tusks, grab a fishing pole, and waddle into battle with that sweet Tuskarr swagger?
If I can be a fox pirate or a walking kitchen appliance, I should definitely be able to main a walrus warrior. Let’s make this happen, Blizzard. For the fish… and the glory!
i do kinda wish the Kultirans could have also had the super skinny body shapes available too … I never really liked the idea a human male mage that looks like he spends more time in a gym than in a library
I mean at some point all these human races are just different sliders on a customization menu right? If wow let you customize your character you wouldn’t be able to tell a Kultiran from a Human.
I think it’s more of an effect of the extremely old engine and their severe lack of customization options. So we end up getting 10 different dwarfs, that are essentially just one dward model that is just different sliders in any other game.
Do you see Tuskarr waddling around as a playable race right now? Nope? Point made. Blizzard’s probably too busy giving us more elves and bearded dwarves to handle all that majestic walrus glory!
And it is a crime they didn’t! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a tusk-wielding walrus or even a gnoll with a knack for mischief? Instead, we get half-elf options and Harronir. It’s like ordering a steak and getting a salad instead - disappointing and nobody asked for it!
All great choices, but let’s be real: we need Tuskarr above all! While everyone’s busy complaining about extended maintenance, healers being M+ divas, tanks being too tanky, and hunters still trying to figure out their buttons, where’s the outrage that none of these epic races have made it into the game yet?
Hozens? Swinging around like they just discovered caffeine. Grummels? They look like they wandered in from a yard sale. And Tol’vir? Those guys are more interested in doing yoga than actually fighting!
But where are our glorious Tuskarr warriors? At this rate, we should just start a petition - ‘More walrus, less chaos!’ Seriously, let’s get our priorities straight!
