New Overwatch lore [Spoilers]

Wyrmrest Accord
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Hello. Life is suffering.

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As my second act as a trust level 3 forum-goer, I’m going to immediately start abusing my newfound powers by forcing you to look at gifs of my cat. This thread is already off-topic anyway. Shh.

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Tell me how you really feel.

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What a good cat. He looks just like my boy who passed away a few years ago.

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Is doomfist a monk?

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I’m uuuh

I’m not sure this means what you meant it to mean.

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If he is, I can’t wait for monks to get shotgun knuckles :sunglasses:

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This legitimately angered me.

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Y’know, I was just thinking what we needed was more of this thread.

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Well the other dumb troll thread where we could argue about politics and such in a never ending cycle of hurt feelings and pointlessness got locked so we have to make do.

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I’m gonna need you to be more specific.

Like, a lot.

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You’re asking a lot.

Gonna fish in Battlechasers instead.

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Jub-Jub this rare and slightly magical fish is said to have the ability to speak though you killed it when you fished it up so you can’t test that theory.

Heh…

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Pfft. You monks with your ‘chi’ and your ‘I learned this from a talking bear.’

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At any moment a gamma ray burst from a hyper nova can rend all of Earth into an irradiated, glass covered, barren land devoid of life.

The only warning we’ll have is our satellites going offline. At that same moment of noticing your WiFi not working the feeling of the air ionizing is like static rubbed off on a balloon before a pinch of pain makes you flinch and close your eyes and you enter a sleep where you never dream and can never wake up from.

Sometimes I wonder why I take astrophysics.

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So you can mention you’re taking astrophysics.

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More like accumulating debt.

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Karmas wins this round.

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:joy: :ok_hand:

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