Forget your parses. Forget minmaxing your items. It’s time for the new meta.
I present to you:
A summary: You throw a totally-not-bomb-but-really-hot-potato to a friendly player. Except when you don’t. When you don’t, you will be stunned a short duration and knocked into the air high enough to take some falling damage.
If you REALLY don’t, the consequences are a bit more dire.
So, be sure to grab a healthy amount from the vendor in Undermine, and be the best NEW Goblin Hot Potato tosser today.