Must be read in an elderly Deckard Cain style voice:
Back in the early days of the forums, was a fabled drinking game based on various forum tropes common to the day. You were supposed to drink whenever you saw…
I’ve been playing since Vanilla and…"
“Slap in the face!”
"Blizz hates (insert class)
“WoW is dying”
Ghostcrawler getting blamed for something totally unrelated to his actual job.
And so on, and so on…
If we were to update it to the present day, where would we have to take a drink? I would recommend it be something non-alcoholic as you wouldn’t last long otherwise.
Let’s begin with:
“Wow is dying” (A perennial favourite)
"Delete (insert class/race here)
“FOMO”
“meta”
Megathread (With less than 20 posts)
“________ did nothing wrong!”
Ragemode thread
Which triggers would you add?
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Thanks to the FOMO meta and Blizzard’s failure to delete the hunters wow is dying.
Follow me in my megathread.
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Pathfinder. We would die of alcohol poisoning
A certain beak based degenerate being on the list would probably give everyone liver failure
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Something along the lines of mythic + destroying the game.
Blizzard doesn’t respect our time.
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This seems like Bud Light’s new advertising attempt 
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This is very much the truth. lol
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I don’t think we have enough megathreads about Elves to be honest, let’s get another one up there.
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(Blah) (Blah) (Blah) When? As the thread title
Affixes….something something…
My key was downgraded….oh no
Solo shuffle queues
Solo shuffle leavers
There are no healers (but I don’t want to heal)
[insert streamer name] said this
Mizzen sent me a letter
High elves
Disney/PeaceCraft/Carebears
Alliance bias
[Someone who lost a roll in LFR]
Humanbeak thread
I am drawing a blank. Good job, Red. Distilling these forums into the bare essentials.
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Bring back Brutosaur!
Ion hates [blank]! (the new Ghostcrawler)
[Blank] doesn’t respect my time!
I would have added anything related to Bobby and a yacht, but that phrase is going to lose its relevance on its own, thankfully.
I also want to add one in for necros. Maybe anything older than a month is a drink, and add a drink for every three months after that? That said, I just saw a four year old necro today… that alone might kill someone.
You forgot to add a trans or gender based topic about certain characters in game.
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A thousand heterosexual characters have existed in game for fifteen years.
Forums: nothing
A gay character exists
Forums: OMG STOP PUSHING YOUR POLITICAL AGENDA IN MY VIDEO GAME
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When someone unironically uses the term “woke.”
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posts/comments that use a lot of words to say nothing at all.
Someone taking something incredibly minor, and turning it into mount Everest
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This community is toxic!
This will be the next WoW Killer
Bellular, or some other Youtuber, is right! Just look at this video!
Addendum for the last point, title will be the only thing they write themselves and first post is just a random video.
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wow is dying because blizzard deleted alleria after the fomo meta of the month hunter started a ragemode thread and insisted they did nothing wrong or toxic. also every draenei you have to drink a shot.
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