âThe fall of night reveals her true face. She will bring only ruin.â
âI know what will help sis, letting my people get brutally burned and genocideâd. Sounds like a plan to me.â
Okey dokey glad this plot is still mindlessly stupid.
Just wait.
9.2 will come along and Blizzard will add the Shadowlands races as Allied Races as a hail mary pass. Ardenweald will join the Horde after a brief cutscene where Tyrande says something mildly offensive and everyone in Ardenweald goes, âWell, if they let trash like that into the Alliance, forget that!â
Awww Elune has healed her heart because seeking vengeance or justice for those wronged is bad so you should just renew (cough) yoursubscription (cough)
Someone else in the comments section of the video put it pretty well.
I always wondered how Iâd react to this when it happened. Because, like everyone else, itâs been clear this would happen since BfA. I envisioned the irritation, the snark, the whatever.
But now, upon seeing itâafter everything thatâs happened, in the midst of everything happeningâit elicits the same reaction as hearing a fart in an elevator. A brief chuckle, then awkward silence.
She let Sylvanas kill everyone in the tree (even putting them to sleep for it)
because she couldnât bother getting off her butt to actually -help-
âHere, have the soul juice of all the people in this tree!â
Faster Zovaal destroys everything, the better
Blizz also has a thing about noone getting justice, always âmove onâ âpeaceâ
Heres hopin Tyrande sees how dumb it all is, and leads the crusade to destroy the Shadowlands
âWe donât know why no one wants to play Alliance. We think itâs a social problem.â
So when do we start posting the, âSira Moonwarden was Right,â memes?
Right now.
Sira Moonwarden for NE leader 2021.
It sure does feel like every content update we get a little bit closer to blizzard just looking at the camera and saying⌠Well, you know, any number of awful things.
Like man itâs not been particularly subtle before but I canât wait to see what sorts of comments blizzard will make to shrug off criticism and how certain folk will choose to spin a defense of their own.
The Philosopherâs Stone⌠is made out of⌠people.
In b4 the Jailer actually wants to unionize the Shadowlands but Sylvanas thinks unions are a pointless drain on the working manâs paycheck and is pretty sure she knows where some one time bonuses can be found before the voting begins.
That honestly seems to be Blizzardâs response to anything at this point. Any criticism of any kind is responded to with âwell thatâs just a player made problem.â Treating your own employees like crap, as well as your customers, seems like a pretty poor business model.
guys wait hold on
what if the jailer took a part of eluneâs soul so its not actually elune making the choice to sacrifice a majority of her âfavorite followersâ but nega-elune who only has half of her soul
I⌠I just canât with this. The more I think about it. I just canât even canât even.
I donât even like the nelfs and I feel like they got done dirty. Elune isnât omniscient, isnât omnipotent. She doesnât intervene. She treats the souls of her âfavored childrenâ like currency. What kind of parent does that? What kind of diety? Even if her plan had worked and sheâd not oopsied thousands of souls into the Jailerâs grabby hands the souls would have bypassed the Aribter and thus their proper afterlife (which is yet another horrible horrible plot point but not the focus of this rant) and gone straight to the Winter Queen as fuel for her soul garden.
I just really canât⌠and like I never liked Elune but why why why is she worthy of the praise and adoration heaped on her by the nelfs? Seriously. Itâs blowing my mind!
If I wasnât unsubscribed Iâd go find some night elves on my Drakkari and ask if they want any tips on how to kill and eat gods.