New AR: Swamp Elves

It’s time for their arrival. To take back the world from them hoity-toity Belves and Nelves.

You need ideas Blizz, I gots lots. I’ve seen them out in the Great Dismal.

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Oooooooooooo I see it now!

has a pack of chewing tobacco
rides a crocolisk
has a banjo for a weapon
or a huge frying pan
or for tanks a huge steel pot.
women get hooter style tops and daisy dukes
guys get cheap blue jean cut offs

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If the male swamp elves look like shrek then sign me up!

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SWAMP WITCH DRETA, ARIIIIIIIIIIISE!

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Those are trolls.

NEXT!

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Now, you get it. Factions can have dueling banjo battles.

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no more elves…please…

These are just trolls.

If I go enough days without a shower I’m a swamp elf.

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They can be so much more than trolls. An exiled race. A whole community hidden from the long wars.

Naive even…slow to anger…but like treants, march against those who threaten their seclusion.

I get what they are trying to be, but this is Blizzard we’re talking about. Put them in something else, make a universe for them. Where the nuance can be executed well.

In WoW, they’d just be reduced to flamboyant trolls.

What’s that supposed to mean?

Here’s to hoping. Better than like hairless foxes next time.

Well, all elves are from trolls. These could be closer ancestors.

Shhh…This is the way we get more AR that aren’t Elves.


Everyone was having a good day until you wrote that…

Ahhh. Right.

Tell me more!

She thinks my crocolisk is sexay!

This would only be viable if they had a bard class.

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