the other day a mage stole my sweetroll! she said she needed it for her conjure food spell! then she pushed me in a mud puddle! mages are such bullies! cries 
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Sweet roll or cookie you are a warlock.
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come to bully me some more have you!
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Have you ever been to the Cloud District?
Oh who am I kidding. Of course you havenât.
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Wasnât there been too busy 
Whoa! Thatâs extreme over a sweet roll! I donât even believe that mage. I think they were just making up some story so they could take your food. Nothing riles me up more than when good people meet bad mages. One bad Mage casts a long shadow. 
Pun definitely intended.
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Guard: whatâs the matter? Someone stole yer sweet roll?!
thank guard your here! GUARD GUARD THEREâS A PSYCHOPATHIC MAGE ON THE LOOSE!
they may even be in this very thread! be sure to keep your GUARD up!
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Sorry
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If I had my sweet roll stolen. I would reply âPay you 10k of Gold, Get my Sweet Roll backâ I will pay double if you get it done in 1 hour!
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GUARD ITS HER! arrest her! ASSAULT! ASSAULT!
Waaaaaaa! *Sob*
Mommy and Daddy are fighting again. Donât break up the family!
/drops dead mage in front of em
Done!
OkayâŠ
/pushes random dead mage under a rug
Halt! Criminal scum! You are under arrest, pay the court of fine or come with me to jailâŠ
Youâre stolen goods are now forfeit
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hands a large sack of gold bag front of you Well done! discreetly eat the stolen sweet roll that wasnât mine
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I lied! It wasnât my sweet roll. I had you take it from a thief that stole it from that person. Bwhahaha!
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::castâs mass sheep::
::does nothing more::
Just wanted to watch you all run about without control.
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A lesson learned. Never again will I admit to being wrong.
I could be a WoW dev! 
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Learn from garrosh.
He wonât admit innocent or guilty!
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Wait,How do you know it wasnât the guard .I seen them sneaking around SW ,oh wait youâre Horde,omg.
next time youâll get swamp of sorrows portal
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