Please be as original as Chuck Norris would be.
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I look forward to barrens chat! 
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No we don’t. We really, REALLY, do not.
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Blizzard asked Chuck Norris what, if anything, he could remember about Vanilla.
Thus Classic was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t queue to log into Herod.
He merely stands still as the queue walks towards him.
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“Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.”
“Chuck Norris once challenged Captain America in a “Who has more balls?” contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.”
“When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.”
“In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.”
“The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 6, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.”
Okay I’ll stop now. I think I see a steel cane headed my way from just offstage, here. 
EDIT: What, the Chuck Norris jokes HAVE to be WoW-related, too? Someone’s moving the goal post on me…
…give me a minute, i’ll think one up.
“I once saw Chuck Norris punch a hole in a Tauren, just to see who was walking behind him…”
Ok. I won’t quit my day job.
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Chuck Norris tanks with a Rogue…with NO healer.
Ok… I am lame, I’ll show myself out.
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Chuck Norris could auto attack mobs to death in BFA. No wait, that was all of us. Nevermind.
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There was no Russian interference in the last election.
Chuck Norris just voted once for Trump.
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Great material so far keep it coming.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t play Classic
He is Classic.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris has only one hand…
the UPPER hand.
~Jj
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Chuck Norris made a WoW character with the class Chuck Norris with all abilities replaced by “roundhouse kick”. It was so OP, Blizzard tried to nerf him, and that’s how we ended up with BfA.
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There use to be a road named after Chuck Norris but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris soloed Molten Core as a fire mage.
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These are so awesome! =)
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When Chuck Norris Was Born, the Only Person Who Cried Was the Doctor
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Chuck Norris can make Ret DPS viable
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When Chuck Norris plays WoW the NPCs complete quests for him.
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