As an Orcish speaking citizen of Azeroth and Orgrimmar, I’m seeing a huge lack of representation. Where are the Orcs that go to work, come home quietly to their wife and kids, obey the law and pay their their taxes? Minding no one’s business. Not making any demands, or changing people’s livestyles, or forcing progression down our throats?
I was in line at the butcher’s shop the other day and meat prices have skyrocketted. This is unnacceptable. I can’t afford this. There’s no ordinary regular citizen rights. The old Warchief seems more concerned with Night Elf souls rather than Orcs. This is ‘progression’, and I’m all for putting our pasts aside and keeping the peace, but it’s also forgetting about who keeps lights on around here. I don’t even know who the current Warchief is. I’m just a tired old orc with hungry mouths to feed.
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I heard that the nighfallen still wants you to jump and jump and make wine for them. They pay as high as they get. 
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Dont mind me just checking that off the bingo card
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If they can have have multiple threads, I can at least have satire.
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You’re doing satire of trolls that post those threads for giggles. They ain’t gonna be moved by your satire
Now I’m picturing Orcs in business suits…
Husband Orc in business suit: “Honey I’m home!”
Wife: “Did you get the promotion??”
Husband: “No dear, Steve got the promotion…”
Wife: throws husband out of the house literally
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It’s a tough hustle out there. Orc women settle for nothing short of a warlord.
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It’s a hard orc life, for us.
twitches ears
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Isn’t that nuclear family?
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Yes, Orc families are very explosive… like Goblin invention, goes big kaboom.
No, Its a knuckledragging family.
You orcs have no family time, just ‘‘more work’’ you zug-zugs!
Now back to work!
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What’s worse, your wife left you for Steve the Warlord, Steve is a Troll by the way…
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I had different ideas for this thread but I was not disappointed.
I guess they need to go to the Dr. Phil-burt show… the mechanical gnome pretend doctor that has his own tv show.
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Sir as an Elf, i find your complaining nonsensical! You literally trip over peons in every horde outpost that, save for those with actual style such as any Blood Elf base.
Want to hear funny orc joke?
No jokes for orcs, back to work!
happy bootertang noises intensify
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Less evolved , primitive, uncivilized, apelike in intelligence and appearance. Picture… uh… your avatar!