For us trolls waves feet around we never suffer from trench foot.
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I’m not one of the lesser short lived races.
…no offense 
none taken
Your feet aren’t as gorgeous as ours though. I’ll love them homegrown.
My tail and tendrils can grab things, comes in handy. Also we Draenei are immune to stepping on legos and will safely crush them to a fine powder when we step on them.
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Panache.
/10chars
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The Windrunners can’t resist human chads.
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unclean kinky thoughts
Smacks self mentally
That does sound useful.
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A nice warm coat of fur makes shirts unnecessary.
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our ability to drink copious amounts of booze and still walk somewhat straight
Plus i can use my beard to light camp fires
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“The whispers…the whispers tell me the future…but only half truths.”
whispers in your ear to massage my feet
I think you just had a revelation.
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MB, forget the socks, I’m buying you a foot massager or a foot bath for Christmas.
Sighs and hopes the Auction House has special deals this year
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wiggles toes
A good foot soak is great for everyone.
Blood Elves love human men. That’s just a fact.
wants to send the best boar meat to Chie for Christmas
Do you like pork?
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Oh, well…I’ll take it! And toss it in the frying pan and watch it burn. Pretty sure I’m the worst Pandaren cook. I continue to fail my people!
Cries and runs away
Nomi exists. You have hope.
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I presume my species commonly has a very strong constitution. Also since we’re no longer relevant to the main plot the devs can’t butcher our portrayal that of our notable characters, unlike a few others I’m a fan of; so there’s that.
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Do I? I once burned grilled cheese because I put it on high…I thought the cheese would melt faster because waiting like 60 billion seconds for a sammich is too long! ;;
but I can make Pancakes and French Toast fine…
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I’ve been told my… juice… is grape-flavored.
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