The church of Earth Shock has rewarded me for my faith.
https://imgur.com/a/Rh3Z33X
Through the darkness that is Rmpalla ques all night and watching muts DR their own kidney or blind into meteor.
Through every hpal that sacs his teammate at .5% hp to outplay my goes.
Through all the pain and suffering that is “cant you just go primal ele bruh?”
We got there and its without big badge or dark arch.
Once the Big Badge Wolf gets his badge the ladder will know what true fear is.
They can see it coming.
They can try to stop it.
But getting StickiRiikii’D is inevitable.
Acceptance will help ease the pain.
Crying that ele is op when playing fire mut palla will be shunned.
Talking about lucky crits will be scorned.
You shall know true suffering as the hp hits 0 and you have to accept that you have been bested by the biggest ele on the playground.
/spit /slap all you want. It only strengthens my resolve to teach others about our Lord Earth Shock Hallowed be his name.
See ya guys on the playground ^_-
PS locturnal if you want lessons on how to do dmg as ele I wont charge. Just stop hating in twitch chat and ill show you the ropes for free.
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it’s almost like you are trying to get nerfed.
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Okay, now you’re Goku SS4
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Yea please teach me your lessons of being hardstuck 2k with 1000 games played. Ele class design this expac is awful, the spec is garbage outside of a gimmick, ill always be a better ele shaman than you and every post you make is super cringe.
https://clips.twitch.tv/TransparentManlyMallardAllenHuhu
Yup im super hardstuck at 2k clearly ^_-
My posts are def pretty amazing just like my dmg.
Lucky you dont hit as hard as my earth shocks or you would be doing time rn and not able to watch me delete people on streams and cry in twitch chat about it ^_-
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Please don’t tell me you’re trying to talk down to someone.
I will make you cry.
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wow should show the next 3 games vs them where they respect your stormkeeper and you fall over in 2 minutes.
And fk off bolt, you instigated this whole thing. Youre literally the worst type of person.
you still dying in a nature lockout and lying to your team that thunderstorm was on cd?
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We’ll dial it back a little.
How come after 7 years of L SD you’ve yet to take a game off me?
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Here comes bolts forum squad from the discord
Whens the next time youre gonna beg me to play with you bolt? thanks for reminding me what a piece of garbage you are
We lost the next 2 we only played them 3 times.
Ele loses to mut rogue mage rn.
I should lose to cdew / pika / sam as a comp that beats ele especially since all 3 of them are better players than me. But 2k hardstuck means basic training didnt require basic math
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wow ele loses to rogue mage? didnt know that! 1092 games with a 52% winrate finally scraping to 2200ish cr with mid season inflation. you own dude
I’ve asked you to q as many times as you’ve achieved a title in game without paying for it.
We’re 0-0. First time we’ve broke even.
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you were literally begging me to que with you end of legion in maldivas chat. dont front kid
I que the game cuz doing dmg as ele is actually fun.
I dont sit in a jansport backpack with 2 r1s and sit rating for some self perceived high ground on rating or winrates. If i did I would be super picky and dodge bnet friends who ask to que up when they are 200-300mmr lower than my cr.
I was 2360 like 5 days ago.
Qued thunder and ele spriest cuz im not worried about getting rating back after losing and playing for fun.
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Bro i dunno what you’re on rn, please provide me a screenshot of me begging u to q
yea let me go find one line of text from a random vod last year. Ill get right on that
If it is one line of text, I’m unsure it would be begging.
I for some reason feel like you’re full of it rn, and you’re trying to dodge the roasting that Rikki is giving you.
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I asked you to que with maldiva but me one shotting people and showing you how to do dmg as ele actually tilted you so hard to stop queing after winning.
Ive never met someone with that big a class envy bone tbh but its cute <3
Guess hearing the guy thats carried you multiple times to ask me what gear im running and when I press my buttons just grinded those gears too hard to que up and continue winning.
“they can just press grounding to counter your dmg” - loc
“hey i one shot that guy he pressed grounding on the go, too bad thats a counter” - stickiDad
Mayb if you knew how to do dmg and not do dmg into grounding everytime and not think 80k earth shocks are peak dmg you would enjoy and play ele more.
Rmx def makes it annoying but i dont reroll cuz the ladders a lil annoying.
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