I’m staunchly bigoted against buffets
Big Baron Buffalo, Warrior of Wings
There’s at least one word in here that I enjoy.
Embiggened cromulence.
Gallopin’ Gwyneth, Ghoul of the Ghostlands!
retired race car driver who turns every conversation into a racing metaphor that doesn’t make sense.
Burning rubber there are we Baenura?
Audible flatulence.
Mime with tourettes.
Maybe you could be the lovable mascot of a team of groovy, mystery-solving punks.
maybe you could be a can of baked beans arranged to form a gradient
How about Afro-centric? That’s 1 or 2 words.
And really, I have no idea what would ever motivate one to disparage the Lion King to the degree it becomes one’s 'forum personae"
Maybe this is a an inside joke I don’t get. /shrug
Gwyneth, but less cranky?
No, I’m totally not trying to corner the market on crankyposting. Shut up.
an old woman that loves telling you stories about the old days but every story she tells makes her seem younger while you feel older.
This is just gross at this point. Get a clue.
the ditchdweller
The Holehuddler
It’s less disparagement and more rapturous, heavenly exaltation, I think.
Still confused. Judging from the OP’s response to my comment I think they legit hate the Lion King. Im still very unclear at to their motivation /shrug
A small child assembled you from building blocks and you came to life. Now you have entered the realm of the Internet in order to learn more about being a living thing amongst humans.