My New Persona

I’m staunchly bigoted against buffets

Big Baron Buffalo, Warrior of Wings

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There’s at least one word in here that I enjoy.

Embiggened cromulence.

Gallopin’ Gwyneth, Ghoul of the Ghostlands!

retired race car driver who turns every conversation into a racing metaphor that doesn’t make sense.

Burning rubber there are we Baenura?

Audible flatulence.

Mime with tourettes.

Maybe you could be the lovable mascot of a team of groovy, mystery-solving punks.

maybe you could be a can of baked beans arranged to form a gradient

How about Afro-centric? That’s 1 or 2 words.

And really, I have no idea what would ever motivate one to disparage the Lion King to the degree it becomes one’s 'forum personae"

Maybe this is a an inside joke I don’t get. /shrug

Gwyneth, but less cranky?

No, I’m totally not trying to corner the market on crankyposting. Shut up.

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an old woman that loves telling you stories about the old days but every story she tells makes her seem younger while you feel older.

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This is just gross at this point. Get a clue.

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the ditchdweller

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The Holehuddler

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It’s less disparagement and more rapturous, heavenly exaltation, I think.

Still confused. Judging from the OP’s response to my comment I think they legit hate the Lion King. Im still very unclear at to their motivation /shrug

A small child assembled you from building blocks and you came to life. Now you have entered the realm of the Internet in order to learn more about being a living thing amongst humans.

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