My Dorf fails to represent my huge posterior in-game

As a man blessed with a wide birthing hips that all asian mother-in-laws want (don’t worry, I’m Asian irl, so I can say this), I’m saddened by how none of the existing playable race able to depict my assets in-games as I do and have irl.

I wish that my male badonkadonks to be properly represented proportionately as I feel that it will create immersion in-game. My hips don’t lie but sadly, it is underwhelmingly represented in-game and it really bothers me that others can’t fully experience of being graced by my cake.

Hopefully, in the future, blizz will implement either an option of another body type, body type 3 or at least a wide arrays of hip options. If you don’t know how to picture it, pls feel free to look at Tavarok body once you defeated them.

Thank you.

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inserts Ace Ventura “Alriiiiighty then” gif

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Feeling some kind of second-hand need to touch grass suddenly.

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Down with pancake butt for males and Kul’ tiran females, you did those ladies dirty Blizzard.

:-1: :pancakes: :peach:

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Given the things I’ve asked for over the years, I can’t judge lol

Sorry. There isnt a race of Kardashians (Thank the deity of your choice for that)

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Kardashians didn’t invent it. God did.

And rice, bread, beans or potatoes.

not Therazane? :thinking:

I’m not sure touching grass is going to wash off the ick reading the OP coated my brain in.

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It’s ok I’ll help ya buddy.

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I didn’t realize we have misandrists here who vilify the natural beauty of a male’s body. /shrugs. We have a waggle megathread. Calm down LOL XD

Swing and a miss. I’m a G.I.R.L. You’re OP was weird. Learn to own the weird.

slowly brings out popcorn
:popcorn:

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My man just wanting his character to reflect those glute gains he’s making at the gym.

Respect.

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I’m sorry… I can’t, OP has somehow reversed my insanity.

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Huh… I too have a big booty and feel my tauren needs more junk on his trunk too