My demands

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Damn deviant fish, why dey so tasty?! Why?! :wolf:

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Call me nobody.

I would love for Talanji to lead a Troll Warband that throws down those stone walls who dared imprison her.

Let the High King of the Alliance rule from Ironforge.

Talanji successfully over throwing the Alliance at Stormwind, and chasing them to the hills and burrows of Ironforge, would go a long way towards recompense.

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Just save some of the stone. Need to rebuild the Gilnean Wall again :wolf:

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I’d give in to those demands except for the third which I think is obvious as to why I’d not accept that, assuming it happens during another faction war expansion. Regardless, I expect at some point when Erevien is in forum jail he will write an intricate draft for a forum topic he will call My Struggle AKA The Erevien Manifesto. It will result in much forum arguing leading to the Night Of The Long Posts.

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Ok. Sure. At least then something will happen in Stormwind.

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I think i’d be fine with Stormwind being destroyed actually. Could resettle the humans in Stromgarde or somewhere else in the North & have them start there as well as the Worgen going back to Gilneas.

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It’s not because it’s boring. It’s those damn canals.

You just know a Stormwind raid would fail because the tanks got knocked into a canal, bug out the trash pack who then turn to target the healers, kill them, then wipe everyone but the tanks who now have to swim halfway around the damn city, just to find a place where they can climb back out again.

And no, my little Alliance alt with no mount equipment did NOT have this happen to them recently, and if it did happen I’m NOT still bitter about it and YES I would like someone to send them the Jesus Mount thing because I suck at sending account-bound mail across servers.

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can you imagine how Stormwind must smell with those open canals. I wouldn’t want to attack it either.

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Stormwind actually has a sewer system that empties into the great sea (the Horde use it multiple times in BfA and Rogues use it in Legion to infiltrate the city.) It doesn’t go through the canals, which use the runoff from the mountains directly east of Stormwind Keep.

Terenas spared no expense.

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What I wouldn’t give to see Stromgarde rebuilt the way I always imagined pre-BfA. I’d give it unique architecture like Dalaran, Gilneas and Kul Tiras do. Fairly stereotypical, but echoing the fact that it was the heart of the ancient human empire, I imagine it’s architecture to be roman-esque. You could have statues and monuments throughout the city dedicated to the glory days of Arathor that Stromgarde never really moved on from. They could each have clickable descriptions that give some historical lore about both Arathor and Stromgarde. This is the kind of thing I imagined a restored Stromgarde would have.

Instead we got Stormwind Jr. with reused Garrison assets and Stormwind lion statues everywhere. That was a HUGE missed opportunity.

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I think the problem you’d have there is Roman-ish architecture is mostly coded to the highborne. If anything I’d suspect their architecture be either more dwarven or more vrykul in design.

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Could Nomi’s cooking sate Baine’s hunger?

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Plus there’s nothing Roman visually of the early humans, who largely retained their Vrykul (and Germanic/Viking thereby) aesthetic

Stromgarde should look like a stone based Stormheim, if anything

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We do not speak the name of the true culprit behind the Teldrassil massacre.

I told Tyrande that she shouldn’t let him make a sandwich, but would she listen to me? Of course not.

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Ogre architecture is more Roman. There were Ogres in parts of the ruins, could say they tried to make Stromgarde a city of their own, and after the Ogres implemented their architecture the Humans put theirs atop it when it was retaken.

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In that case, I had an idea too late. Send that guy to Torghast to cook for the Jailer. Problem solved.

Actual footage of him making food;

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The irony of this statement since you can’t suck it up that the Alliance won the Darkshore and Arathi Warfronts

Go play WC1 horde campaign if you want to raid stormwind.

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I demand we do a 40 man raid on the chocolate chip cookie jar. Make it happen! GO GO GO! :wolf:

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But what about Brownies?

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Brownies are acceptable also :wolf: