< Murder Hobos Inc. > [A] Recruiting for Shadowlands!

Greetings fellow wanderers of Azeroth.

The time for “champions” has passed. The fate of the world is left to us. The beggars. The looters. Those who fight for scraps of delicious shoe leather in the dank and neglected corners of Stormwind.

Murder Hobos Inc. are ready to delve into the unknown in search of a home. And we want to take you with us.

As a Murder Hobo you will have access to:

  • Dedicated & Curated Website
  • Raiding (Normal & Heroic)
  • Mythic+ (1-15+)
  • Roleplay Forums
  • PvP Partners
  • Friendly & Eager Mentor Players
  • Discord Server
  • Guild Photo Events
  • Transmog Farming Events

We embrace players from every skill level and interest. A toxic community makes much of the game feel foreign and classist. Such as raiding and mythic+. Not so here.

Whether you consider yourself a “terrible” player because of bullying and bad past experiences in the game, or whether you are a master of your class, we would love to play with you and show you how great the game can be.

Please reply here or send inquiries to Edibren on Cenarion Circle.

We are preparing for Shadowlands and are actively running players through content such as:

  • Nya’lotha (Normal/Heroic)
  • Mythic+
  • Horrific Visions

We do “carries” regularly, which translates to helping our guildies and being generally decent human beings. We are here to have fun. Let us get you phat loot today, with plenty of laughs along the way!

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We recently ( very surprisingly given the age of this post ) have received insight about our guild’s activity from this posting. We are certainly very much active, recruiting, and looking forward to organizing for Castle Nathria, Mythic+, and rated pvp arena teams.

Our officers are actively gearing and we are doing everything we can to get our players where they want to be so we can tackle the content that interests each of them.

Right now that starts with Mythic 0 and collecting Honor in unrated pvp.

Of course, no one has to do any content they don’t enjoy. But we have the benefit of a playerbase that likes to engage in a variety of things. So if you don’t like PvE, there are plenty of players happy to go into battlegrounds. But if you don’t like PvP, we have even more players happy to do Normals/Heroics/Mythics with you.

We are an inclusive guild and treat everyone with love, respect, and foul-mouthed shenanigans. Politics are not allowed in guild-chat, which is one of our few rules. We are also an LGBTQ haven if you are looking for somewhere to be, simply put, yourself. He, she, they, them <3.

Come and meet the hobos! If you love the experience, great, but if you find that you would fit better in another guild that is perfectly fine too.

As a Murder Hobo, home is where your friends are.

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