Multiboxers Are The Worst Thing by Far About 2020

I can say without hyperbole, that multi-boxers are the worst thing by far about 2020. No wildfires, pandemics, hurricanes, or anything else is causing the level of suffering brought about by multi-boxers. That blizzard lets something this heinous happen in-game is like a slap to the face and punch to the gut combined.

Yesterday, I tried to escape the locust-like plague of multi-boxers in the max level zones by creating an alt. But to my horror, I arrived in the starter zones to see multi-boxers as far as the eye could see. I can say without exaggeration, every single mob was tapped by multi-boxers and every herb and ore node was covered in a flurry of flapping boomkin wings.

After three hours of mounting frustration, I still hadn’t been able to reach level two as multi-boxers stole my mobs, bad-mouthed me to NPCs, and filled my speakers with the deafening squawks of moonkins. It was so bad my wife said I kept crying out about multi-boxers after I went to sleep that night.

I ask you - should I have to endure this level of suffering from a video game?

So, what is the solution then? At this point, I don’t think it’s enough to ban these blatant cheaters. I think law enforcement should be brought in to deal with these scoundrels, these miscreants, these curs who couldn’t slay a level one boar without the help of an illegal multi-boxing programs.

After all, there is real money involved in World of Warcraft now, so by illegally farming ore and herbs, multi-boxers are literally stealing food from my family’s mouth. Because I couldn’t earn enough from my farming, I had to spend $700 on the brutosaur mount. Do you think that is fair to my kids? That’s why the police should be brought in. Multi-boxers are literally stealing. It’s literally a crime that cost me $700 I could barely afford.

So, will Blizzard allow this illegal and immoral activity to continue in their game? I highly doubt it. Check and mate, multi-boxers.

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I highly doubt that.

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Here are multiboxers here to tell you why thats wrong below.

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At the moment they only impact the AH, so they’re not a end all be all scourge of the game.

There are only few recorded incidences of multiboxers using their power for Wpvp, and I can’t recall a single time a multiboxer has cleared a current expansion raid.

So they’re annoying, but they know better than to push the boundaries of what they can get away with before getting clapped by Blizzard.

You are not a nice person. Really. Those comparisons are disgusting.

(no cookie)

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As someone who relies on wow tokens for my sub, not being able to just farm some herbs or potions, or ore because it’s been devalued to the point of worthlessness isn’t fun.

What has happened to zinanthid can’t happen again.

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Dang, Mic drop moment… Sad day when denied a cookie from Grumbles

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Grumbles is right, and only denying you a cookie is the nicest thing that could happen to you now.
Prepare to be buried OP.

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1/10 - single point given for proper punctuation and grammar.

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Pretty sure you missed a pretty blatant /s.

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multiboxers suck but blizzard is never going to do anything about them because they are profitable

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Theres probably about three people on the forums that multibox, and they post on like 20 alts to make it seem like more

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youre a liar. we’ve busted YOU all out on no less than EIGHT alts in one thread though.

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Post count checks out.

lol ok buddy

I miss Cogshanks

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Not a good topic to make. You’re going to bait out the same 3 people who troll these threads 23 hours a day and playing the sock puppet game.

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Is it Sunday? Felt like monday yesterday…

Tuesday Maintenance trolling and bickering, should die down when the servers come back up.

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During the content lull between expansion, EVERYDAY is Sunday.

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