Mr. Dwarf shot Mr. Tauren right between the eyes

With the good gun and scope made by Mr. Geofram that cuts the Horde down to size.
I’ll never forget the sound he made when the bullet hit him in the head.
He tried to cuss and he tried to swear, but this was all that he said:

“Oh, I’ve been shot by a Dwarven Hunter, and I’m mighty peeved.
‘cause the good gun and scope made by Mr. Geofram has turned me to a side of beef.
So if you use his gunsmithed goods to ensure that the Horde die,
Know that a shot in the head will kill me dead, and earn you a true Bullseye!”

Probably would’ve been faster to just curse and swear.