Mortis' Special Selection of 4th Spec Ideas

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For some reason the community saw a Bolvar-themed DK sword and convinced itself that 4th specs are coming.

So here are my special selection of 4th spec ideas! :smiley:

Mage: Chronomancer - A healing spec that heals by rewinding time and unmaking the target’s wounds. You must be careful not to crit though, or you might turn your tank into a baby!

Priest: Inquisitor - A stealthy bringer of holy justice that metes out the Light’s judgment without being seen. No one expects the Warcraft inquisition!

Warlock: Succubus Emperor - Like MoP Demo, but better. Instead of green Illidan, you turn into a big Succubus, and instead of summoning Wild Imps you summon Wild Succubi. You also have Lust.

Monk: Fistweaver - Let’s do this so that Monks can stop asking for Fistweaving back.

Druid: Nothing. They already have four specs.

Rogue: Gunslinger - Rogues already have Assassins, Ninjas and Pirates. All they need is a Cowboy!

Demon Hunter: Nothing. They didn’t even get a third spec, what makes you think they would get a fourth?

Hunter: Wild Fighter - A dual wielding fighter with Hunter Pets so that Hunters can finally realize their long lasting dream of being Rexxar.

Shaman: Earthwarden - A Rock’n roll tanking spec. They take Cataclysm from Warlocks. Warlocks get angry.

Death Knight: Fire - That’s what started this whole mess. 90% of Fire Death Knights will be Night Elves.

Paladins: Hearthstone - A pet spec that summons other Paladins like the Hearthstone Paladin. They are also the best at what WoW Paladins are most known for: Bubble Hearth.

Warrior: Legs - You brutally kick the enemy to death like a soccer ball.

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You’ve got it all backwards. They’re going to get the Succubus spec and locks will get nothing because Blizz doesn’t want to infringe on the DHs.

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Demon Hunter: Minion. Be the minion of a warlock.

Seriously though, I came up with this while trying to sleep, though it’s more like a talent than a spec for Hunters.
Lone wolf should just be a thing for Marksman. instead, Beastmaster get the option to not have a bow/gun. get to command your second pet more closely instead.

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Oh so Chun li is a warrior not a monk …cool :+1:

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Look, I’m just saying how it should be.

Blizzard’s Monkey Paw Department (BMPD) is the one that should think of how they can ruin everything.

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No, no. Chun Li is a monk.

Legs Warrior’s kicks aren’t martial arts kicks. They are just angry kicks.

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Mortis, you are my favorite forum poster, just saying. Death to DHs!

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Not gonna lie, I would so play that. Do Tauren and Draenei get a minor DPS boost since they have hooves?

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A gnome cowboy is all I want in life now. Give me a cowboy hat, lasso, and pony and I’m set.

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Druids should get a recovery spec where they shift into sloths and take a nap

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Fel Mage
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Fel Mage = Void Paladin lol

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…lust. uwu

in all seriousness, I’d kill for a warlock or mage spec that delved into summoning undead, it would make sense for either since the school of necromancy is considered a wizard/sorcerer type and part of the eight schools of magic? AKA Necromancer spec (I think theres 8)

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Cowboy, eh? Well, if that includes mounted rogue combat, dual six shooters, and the ability to lasso stun people from afar then I’m down. Oh, and don’t forget stampede trample. :slight_smile:

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I’m very wary of Mortis. He has tentacles. I think he’s an old god Mini-Me. :fearful:

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So do you.

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Speaking as someone who already has a 4th spec, you don’t want one. They carve it out of the existing ones and you’re left with two half-specs.

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Nooooooooo! They are decorations.

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Prove it. Remove your tentacles.

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Okay, you got me. I swear though I have nothing to do with the old gods.