Morchie Time

We have Chromie Time, may we get Morchie Time? Leveling paths with shifted polarity! And lots of eyeliner.

If we choose Morchie Time we get to take part in dismantling the timeways. We could sabotage quests: if you need to collect 8 bat wings, Morchie pops up and tells you “just give them 8 spider legs instead! They’ll never be able to make their healing salve, now!”. Or an escort quest where she instructs you to “just run ahead and tell [THE QUEST COMPLETION NPC] that [THE ESCORTED NPC] has died!”

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We can get alternate timeline mogs for completing those story arcs. The Argent Crusade Tabard for Northrend Campaign is now The Argent Inquisition Tabard!

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Complete all the storylines and it culminates in an overpowered adventurer party having enough of your shenanigans coming to face you and Morchie turns you into a raid boss with Infinite powers.

My mage’s ‘of the Infinite’ title would fit so perfect.

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Everyone Warcraft Hero will now be a murloc. Elves will never exist. Only trolls.

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Omg I love this concept

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Could also call it TW, Timewrecking.

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… I would totally do this. I need this in my life now.

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Anesthetize some bears and steal their livers before the adventurers kill them. We were the plague all along.

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That’s so troll but so awesome.

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Yeah, this is a slick narrative twist

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Will the NPCs constantly refer to us as “villian!” or “loser!”?

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While that would be an amazing experience, it would also be unfeasible :frowning:

Blizz would have to make modified quests of the quests of every expansion ever, which would be a monumental task.

I think a more reasonable “Morchie Time” would be to make it essentially Chromie Time, but you get to choose between Chromie and Morchie, and then make it a region-wide event where every quest completed for Chromie gives Chromie Points and every quest completed for Morchie gives Morchie points, and then everybody in the region gets a cosmetic reward that depends on who wins, with Chromie rewards having “good guy” aesthetics and Morchie rewards having “bad guy” aesthetics lol

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I think the idea is we would be sabotaging Johnny Awesome, rather than actual other PCs.

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I read “munchie” time. I thought there was a whole different party happening here.

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coughs on early dwarfs
I wonder what they’ll have for racials now.

After many pugs this season wiping to morchie on tyrannical, morchie can face the wall in a corner forever

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