Mop remix: Can someone teach me how to raid with goldfish intelligence people?

Throne of thunder and siege of ogrimmar unlike the previous 3 raids, have mechanics that unfortunatelly… just zug zug won’t cut it.
so people need to understand the mechanics on a basic level so we can kill the boss.

sounds simple right? too bad, you’re wrong… i just wasted 45 minutes of my life today trying to explain Malkorok mechanics, that are basically “SOAK THE DAMN PURPLE ON THE GROUND” and “don’t stand on frontal, and breath will use previous 3 frontal zones for a one shot mechanic, so DON’T BE THERE!”.

nope… apparently, move to purple and not be in danger zone commands are too hard for a pug group.

There are people making claims that trash mobs in normal Shado-Pan Monastery have unavoidable 1 shot mechanics. There’s really no nice way of putting it; there are players who aren’t capable of mechanics and there are players who are.

Stop playing with players who aren’t capable of mechanics is the best advice I can give you.

Can’t, too busy exploring the sunken castle and guarding my treasure chest of bubbles.

You leave the Alliance and never look back.

Yeah that’s not true and you’re correct there’s nothing wrong with Shado-Pan monastery.

Zug zug untill you get a frogger and win

As expected, MoP raids were not pug-friendly, not even close compared to how DF normals and heroics are.