Moonberry juice

Are we going to ignore the fact that for a decade and more we’ve been drinking Moonberry Juice and now there’s a character named Moonberry?
Case in point, why isn’t Moonberry selling Moonberry Juice in Capital Cities?! Come on Blizz! Missed Oppurtunity here! I’d pay in wow tokens for this!

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Oh no… why did you feel the need to make this post. I didn’t sign up for moonguard topics!

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It is an incredibly important topic!

Moonberry juice is harvested from Lady Moonberry? Yeah, I’ll incorporate that into my belief system.

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There’s a berry that’s sometimes eaten and then a character presumably named after said berry.

I’m not sure how that’s any different from somebody being named Lily, Rose, etc. :dracthyr_comfy_sip:

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Moonberries tend to grow in areas Night Elves and Druids, noted moon-worshippers, like to hang out. One of Azeroth’s moons is blue. Moonberries fall into a similar spectrum as blueberries, where the fruit and juice are in the blue-indigo-purple range.

So it’s really anyone’s guess how they got their name.

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We’ve drank far worse things for a little bit of mana.

I still think this one is the worst. The flavor text didn’t do it any favors either.

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We also eat seeds plucked straight from piles of turd in Nagrand. I’d link the quest but after being on these forums for 15+ years I am not allowed to post links apparently

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We should also talk about the stranglehold that the Moonberry Fizz has on the cocktails front, at least on Darkmoon Island.

You’d think people would want to try another drink after 11 years of the same thing.

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PepsiCo and CocaCola wish they had that good of a sole vendor deal :wink:

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Can you imagine the kickbacks Lady Moonberry has been paying Silas Darkmoon?

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It’s a good think Azeroth doesn’t have the FCPA, or she’d be sanctioned so hard for bribes we wouldn’t be able to play the game :rofl:

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