Asking for a friend.
It’s the mootriarchy.
Gonna let you in on a secret:
Mooo. when with friends and family.
MOOO!!! when with strangers.
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Depends if you’re saying hello or filing a complaint.
What about the significant other?
…Hello mon burger petite.
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Let’s make veil together?
/moo
/MOOO
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It’s actually meow. The hidden catriarchy in the cow suits have you all conditioned to hear moo.
Quite amoozed.
Moo…
Mooooo…
Mooooooooovin on up,
To the East side,
To the deeeeluxe apartment,
In the skyayayay!
Mooooovin on up,
To the East side,
We finally got a piece of the pie!
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I could go for one. A long day already.
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Just don’t go to McDonald’s unless you call ahead to see if the milkshake machine is working.
McDonald’s needs a flag. If it’s fully raised, the machine is working. Half mast if it isn’t.
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Now what do they do when they encounter a cow?
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The have a /moo off.
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That’s very mootivational.
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I wanna know what you take before coming up with these.
Or do you really find us that inspiring to make weird things
XD
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