Mixing chili fries with cookies

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What would happen if you mix both of them together?

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What kind of monster are you?

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You’d get some kind of sweet and savory mess. It’d probably taste okay, honestly, especially if you’re just using plain sugar cookies. My biggest concern would be consistency. The mouthfeel might be a bit too weird to properly enjoy something like this.

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Vomit. I am pretty sure that is what would happen.

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Haha. A bad monster. Oh no he made a chili fri-cookie abomination. Were doomed.

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Sweet chili? Salty cookies?
Either way, gross.

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Begins to summon Hawkens and Grumbles

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The chilli fries and cookies abomination is last seen in escaping the lab now.

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It… could work. A simple sugar cookie. you’d need to crumble it up and mix it with the chili fries. You’d basically get a hint of cookie/sweetness in each bite.

Too much cookie and it’d overpower it and :face_vomiting:

But if done carefully I think it could work.

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People need to stop making abominations. It is heading to Duskwood to compete with Stitches. Oh the horror.

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Why…why is that even a thought :face_vomiting: ?!

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With pickles.

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How under the influence are you right now OP?

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And cottage cheese.

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I draw the line here. That’s a hard no. Cottage cheese does not belong with Chili.

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AHHHHH cottage cheese on chili fries? EEEEWWWWWWWW.

Captain Picard Line Quote “The Line must be drawn here this far no further”

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I just got done consulting with the finest goblin engineers that the Horde has, and - depending on the specific type of fries, specific type of chili, and specific type of cookies - the worst case scenario would certainly rip a hole in the space-time continuum.

Whether that’s a bad idea or not depends on whether the devs would use that as the starting point for another expansion, ala WoD, but instead of it being a different version of our timeline, it would be a different parallel universe/reality.

I think we should just delete this thread and imprison the OP in a deep, dark hole so that we can eliminate that as a possibility.

/moo :cow:

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That would be playing god and we aren’t going to go there.

/brandishes doom hammer

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