<Mistakes Were Made> 9/9H 3/9M

:fire: Join MWM - Where Casual is our Middle Name! (But not legally, we checked and our middle name starts with a W anyway.) :fire:

Raid times: Tuesday - Thursday 7h45pm-10h45pm EST. Because sleeping is overrated, and who needs a social life right?

Experience this xpac: VOI: 5/8M ATSC: 5/9M. We’ve conquered bosses like they’re our morning coffee - bold and with a hint of chaos.

About us!:
We’re raiding 2 nights a week, making us the ultimate chill raiding guild. Picture this: Mythic raid progression with the ambiance of a sloth’s yoga class. Namaste, raiders!

Our current goals include improving our lowest performing players because, let’s face it, we all have that one friend who stands in fire and thinks it’s a spa day. Attendance is hitting us harder than a crit from a boss, so we’re on a mission to solidify our roster. We’re like a well-oiled machine, but instead of oil, it’s coffee. Lots of coffee.

What we need?
DPS! Ranged preferably, because why stand close to danger when you can shoot it from a distance? All classes and specs are welcome, even if you still haven’t figured out how to transmog properly.

To be considered, send us logs of your performances. Our OCD Recruitment Process (which is basically a trial period) lasts about two weeks - it’s not you; it’s just that we like to take it slow. During the trial, we’ll review your performance and give feedback, because we’re all about personal growth here. And hey, we’d rather give you a pep talk than a benching.

We’re aiming for the best 20 members, carefully selected like a fine wine or a good cheese (or both). Our dream is to have a 20-man roster, but we’re open to 22-23 members because life happens, and so do internet outages.

If this sounds like your kind of party, hit me up on bnet (Azshane#1559) or discord (roawr) :anger: