Merry Tactmas to All!

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Greetings blood-children of the Lord Tact,

I have returned from celebrating the sacred holiday of Tactmas. An ancient holiday that I created five years ago, Tactmas is celebrated to help us remember the sacrifice of the Lord Tact, as well as the endless sacrifices we have made in his name. Many gods would have you make personal sacrifices, such as giving up your favorite Gnomebucks Coffee, or donating some of your income to a local charity. The Lord Tact asks no such thing. Instead, he asks that you sacrifice others–literally-as is right and just.

Tactmas is a contraction of an old phrase “Tact más!,” which means “More Tact!” I believe it comes from an obscure dialect of gnomish, spoken by the Tanaris Cactus Gnomes, which of course we all know are real beings.

In celebration of Tactmas, I made blood tacos for all who stop by the Holy Tent of Tact in the Holy Garden of Tact in the Holy City of Tact, Stormwind. I guarantee they are made with 100% real edible meat, and that they won’t give you prion disease! Probably.

Hail Tact!

Grand Hierarch Turun I

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Hail Tact!

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Hail Tact! In recognition of your obedience to the Lord Tact, Tactoclause will bring you a pile of twelve unidentified bodies, three turtles, and a hill with a pear tree, where nearby is a campire upon which you can roast the twelve bodies. Pray to the ancient god Samison, God of Steaks. If his power still remains, he might divine to you which seasoning to use.

The turtles are for decoration, and a reminder that the Lord Tact looks down upon all animals that would facetiously claim to be another, especially birds that pretend to be turtles.

Hail Tact!

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In Tact we trust.