i hope satan brought you all the coal your heart desired 
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He never gives me what I want, what a cheapskate.
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He never forgets me. I’m his favorite Son.
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I got 1 lump. That’s hardly going to heat up the office.
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As long as it comes with a barbeque.
Cashiers and other day to day workers have been saying happy Christmas to me lately.
Am I weird for thinking it’s still too early? It’s 2 weeks off, just feels odd to say “Happy Christmas to you too” right now.
Like, I’m probably going to be back here in 2 days to buy more junk, we don’t say enjoy your weekend to people on a Thursday.
Anyways. Happy Christmas.
I always go with happy holidays. It easier and works for the whole month.
You got people selling their souls to the Debbil for the Presidency, others for vast wealth and a pathway to outer space, some for good looks and popularity, some for fame and an acting career, lottery wins, all the good things in life.
But you guys… just for a lark and to poke fun at a holiday season…
Got to salute your edginess.
I may deserve it more, but:
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Wonderful Kwanza and a Joyous Yule too … I love all the winter solstice celebrations.
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And all … please be kind and merciful to the retail persons you encounter in your outings those souls have to stand there for a full shift … listening to the piped in ‘approved filtered “holiday” music’ that’s playing in the store, you get to leave when you are done, they do not.
working retail for twenty years, being stuck with the stores holiday muzack made me start to dred the Christmas season, and any rendition of ‘baby its cold outside’ still makes me shudder. there was one year that the stores playlist included 6 different artists all singing that song… back to back.
He plays all the records backwards 
Well honestly, I would like to assume Satan has much better things to do with his (her?) time than worry about whatever it is i’m trying to accomplish at any given time.
I mean if I had all of eternity to spend, messing with the mundane lives of a few mortals sure wouldn’t be very high on my to do list.
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He’s currently solving crimes and running a successful club in Los Angeles.
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oh detective
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Haha yes I love that show.
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Played right into “his” hands heh heh. His biggest scam: convincing everyone he’s not real. #2: ? " ‘He’d’ never stoop so low as to corrupt little old me".
That highway is going to be crowded heh heh.
Satan doesn’t really visit me anymore, I think it was accidentally showing him my collection of gold plated crucifixes that did it…
Ooo I got a surprise that’ll haunt me the rest of my life, not doing christmas this year but I do wish everyone a merry christmas even if early. Lots of supportive and friendly folks it seems at least on these forums. 
Happy Holidays to you as well.
I hope it’s enough for the large bone fire I’m planning at Hyjal. Rag is gonna be jealous from how high the flame reach.