Memorable Guilds or Guild Names from Past

What guild names do you remember from years ago, and why?

I’ll kick it off.

Though I’ve never been in one, I enjoyed and hence remembered, the guilds with names that made me chuckle, or burst out laughing:

Pretentious Roman Name
Bread Vendor
Get In the Car We’ve Got Candy
PvE Clickers

Non humorous name guilds I remember:

Nightfall (Sentinels) - a guild filled with magic that I will always love
Reckless Will (Sentinels) - our arch enemy on Horde side - great RP’ers - I will probably always love/hate them as well

Hitchhikers (I can’t remember the server, I was too new to the game) - the first guild I ever joined - I was wildly impressed because a tailor in the guild gave me the first green I ever owned - probably brown or white linen robes - I felt horribly embarrassed, indebted, and grateful because they wouldn’t let me pay for it.

Mors Certa (Spirestone - the first time I joined a server on launch day)
it had an adventurous crew who raided Deadmines for desperately needed gear when we were mostly in our low teens. We died a lot. I also remember wiping on the raptors in Wetlands with these guys. We didn’t know much. But we were spunky.

In these days of min-maxing, it’s good to remember the magic and the adventure of the early days. Touching those memories gives courage.

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Skys The Limit was a guild my older brother was in on Laughing Skull

That’s all my 8 year old brain can remember, I lol’d at “Get in the car we’ve got candy though” lol

Cant name them, might get forum vaction, but SFW guild name:

[Kelthuzadluvsorangesoda]

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one i always remember is the miley cyrus fan club lol

Skys The Limit certainly sounds like an optimistic bunch :smiley:

I think I misremembered the Get in guild name. I think it was actually “Get in the Van We’ve Got Candy.”

Yeah, there were a bunch that ended up with “Temporary Guild Name” as their tag. :smiley:

I never saw that one, but certainly would have chuckled and remembered it.

I remembered another one…
“And Two Stealthed Rogues”
Definitely from a PvP server. If I remember correctly, originally it was created by a priest and two rogues. The trio did travel around with the two rogues stealthed much of the time.

Nine Toed Ninjas

I just remember the ones associated with PvP puns/innuendo.

PvPnis/ness
It Hurts when I PvP
Show Me Your Crits
Crit My Pants

The is/was a horde guild on Bigglesworth called “SECRET VOLCANO LAIR” that I debated rerolling to join.

Three Inches of Blood from Suramar.

i havent seen:

SPQR
House Harkonen

theres always an SPQR and a House Harkonen

Nightmare on Elf Street

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Allied Merchant Company. Always loved a guild name that evoked an actual…guild.

Death and Taxes
Serenity Now

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The guild names I found truly clever, funny, and memorable I cant repeat here.

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Hyjal
Beep beep I’m a Jeep
Broom broom I’m a broom

Serenity Now was the reason why Illidan - Alliance was the place to be back in the day.

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I Has A Bucket

Power Word Drunk

And His Amazing Friends

I also have a soft spot for the seriously cheesy guild names that you would have thought sounded badass when you were 11, like “Assassins of Death” or whatever.

how you doin?

Back when I was on Khadgar years ago it was always a battle between Epic Weapons Vendors on Alliance side and Plaguechill on Horde for realm firsts. I was never in either, but my bank alt’s guild is Spelling Bee Champonion!

Pirates of Balls Deep was my guilds name for a few months before they made us change it