Mechagnome Love Thread šŸ„°

My sister is a sweetheart. Sheā€™d swim through a river of Fel if she thought it would help someone. Sheā€™s just a little less than cautious. But she has people who love her and she always comes back from the brink. Sheā€™s off getting her inhibitors repaired and sheā€™ll be as good as new.

Umm whoā€™s mother does she need to see Smedmore?

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Eh, so, in your future, youā€™re going to, um, how do I put this, have invasions fromā€¦

ā€¦you know, youā€™ll figure it out in time. Donā€™t worry about it right now, lad. Theyā€™ll be plenty of time to worry about it later.

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Okay I trust you. Iā€™m sure nothing too bad is going to happen. Iā€™m still running around in outlands. Shooting demons in the face for my beloved Gnomest.

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I love mechagnomes, like better than the regular ones.

My ONLY wish was that they had a ā€œbulkyā€ leg model OPTION to accomodate actual pants. I donā€™t mind the arms or feet, but the diapers are kind of terribleā€¦

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It is good to meet you as well. Your sister came highly recommended to me, both by Coaxial and a few other warlocks. Even a dragon actually.

Iā€¦ Am sorry for my part in egging her on.

You neednā€™t worry. This started long before she met you. Sheā€™s a real sweatheart but sometimes she just goes a little overboard. She once had her Felguard beat me until a bunch of my gears came loose for falling in love.

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I like your sister, sheā€™s a real sparkplug. If Gnomies had a few more like her, yaā€™ll might be half as good as us Gobs. /salute

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Why was the mechagnome tired when they got home?

It had a ā€œhard driveā€

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/scowls at the elf

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This one is a father I see. I can tell by the joke.

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Thanks I think. Sir what are your intentions towards my sister? I donā€™t really have any issue with goblins dating gnomes. Heck if I wasnā€™t in love with Gnomest I might ask Biptzy out but Rosie is in a very vulnerable state right now with her inhibitors being repaired. Very susceptible to bad influences if you take my meaning.

Iā€™m older than you Dweezle donā€™t presume to protect me, I kinda like his ears.

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Hey Rosiefelgear. I am afraid I am going to have to decline. Reason being is that I donā€™t feel comfortable enough with my skill in 2D art specifically to attempt commissions yet. I can do things like 3D art commissions, but I donā€™t want to accept a job that I am not certain I will be able to complete properly yet at this time. My skill will likely improve in the future though.

Not to worry my dear Gnomest. My sister will understand. She just assumed a 3D image wouldnā€™t work very well as a desktop background. Still Iā€™m sure she would thank you for considering her request. If you know of any other artists she would be very happy for any leads you could give her.

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Iā€™d tell you, but it might make you hurl a spare bolt or two. Unless of course, you wanna hear about how Iā€™d make sure her electrical socket get plugged? Sā€™long as she was interested, mind.

I may be a Goblin, but I ainā€™t no mook when it comes to the ladies.

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I have a feeling youā€™re a more practiced sniper than I am and I wouldnā€™t want things to get violent between us. Still with that being said I will protect my sister until I run out of ammo if I must. Wait am I a mook when it comes to ladies? Iā€™ve never evaluated my mookishness quotient. What was I saying?

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Unit Neisti back online, with upgraded flight protocols.

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Welcome back Neisti, we need every gnome we can get.

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The Doctor is in

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Well, all I gotta say to you baby doll isā€¦